I PEEK AT THE END OF NOVELS BECAUSE I WORRY THE CHARACTER MIGHT NOT MAKE IT

Dear Ella and Suse,
I get nervous when I think a character isn't going to make it to the end of
the book, so I peek at the end just to make sure he or she is still ticking.
Sort of ruins the novel, eh?  How might I stop doing that?
Dear Peeker,
We know some people who read novels from the back to the front. and others who start in the middle. But they do that because they like it that way, and it seems to us that you don't. The only way you can stop yourself is to make sure you tape up the last fifty pages of any book before you start it. If necessary, you could employ a stapler; it depends on your relationship with the book- as- object. You need to take drastic action here, and clearly mind over matter is not enough. Purchase gaffa tape. Obtain stapler. Use these methods to conceal ending from self. Then, sit down and read....you will enjoy it! Only when you legitimately reach the final pages are you allowed to prise them open.
Your book may be a bit frayed, but your mind won't.
We prescribe - Physical intervention

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